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Lucy

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This is a list of all the known, rumored and made-up fairies, listed in order of the alphabet.

Boys: All boys will like you.
Bacon: Ensures your bacon is always cooked just how you like it.
Bladder: You never need to go in the middle of a movie, and when you do need to go there's always a bathroom around.
Cat: All cats like you even if they bite or scratch everyone else.
Charisma: Charm. A fairy that seems to mostly hang out with Ours; or maybe they become Ours because they have this fairy.
Clean clothes: No one will ever spill ketchup on your white sweater again. Boring but useful.
Clothes shopping: You always get the best clothes and the best deals. Doesn't work on shoes though.

Dog: All dogs like you even if they bite or pee on everyone else.
Ears like a fox: You can hear everything. Oddly, only teachers and parents seem to have it. [Rumored]
Eyes in the back of the head: You can see what goes on behind you. Again, only parents and teachers. [Rumored]
Getting out of trouble: No matter what you do, you never get in trouble.
Good hair: You never have a bad hair day. Could be useful.
Good skin: Your skin is always perfect. Also useful.
Good story: Even when bad things happen to you, this fairy turns them into an excellent story. When writers have this fairy, they always have great ideas- which is not that fabulous given that writing the good ideas is the hard part, not getting them.
Grip: Whatever you pick up stays in your hands until you decide to let them go.
Knowing what your children are up to: Just, well, knowing what your children are up to.
Loose change finding: One of the most common fairies.
Monkey: All monkeys like you even if they bite or scratch or fling poo at everyone else.
Never being late: This sounds a bit more like a curse than a blessing.
Never getting cold: No matter how freezing it is, you're always nice and toasty.
Never getting lost: Really useful.
Parking: You always find a great parking space.
Photogenic: The fairy that means you look great in every photo ever taken of you.
Serving: You always get serves in in tennis.
Sleep: You always get a good night's rest, and when you didn't sleep you weren't cranky or tired.
Stealing: You never get caught when you steal. Definitely dodgy.
Surfer: With this fairy you can catch any wave.

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